A Life Behind the Knife
Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel. I love my boyfriend, making things, and making people into things. I'm "retired" from killing so to speak but...you know...retired is just a word.
Never be afraid to come chat. Say the wrong thing though...and it might not end well.
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Post reblogged from On a diet of hands and cheese
You know what I mean.
People Kurt, um…I was talking about…um…killing and eating people…get it?
#because i changed the lyrics to wanna be startin somethin to cannibalism #you…you didn’t get it?
I got it honey.
You’re very clever.
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Post reblogged from On a diet of hands and cheese
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Post reblogged from Justin Bancroft gave me Chocolate Truffles
I eat off of yooooouuuuuu
I’m a cannibal, OW!
LIFT YOUR KNIVES UP HIGH
AND SCREAM OUT TO THE WORLD
I WANT TO EAT SOMEONE
AND MAKE THEM MY NEW FOOD
OH I WILL HURT YA NOW
BUT PLEASE DON’T SCREAM TOO SOON
CUZ I CAN’T EAT YA WHEN
THE POLICE BREAK IN THE ROOM
HELP ME SING!
You’re doing a wonderful job at this whole, “I’m not going to eat people” thing.
Aww Kurt he’s letting loose. let the boy live a little, as long as he’s not actually nommin on them! It’s all in fun!
Sigh. I suppose you have a point.
He just needs to stop waving the word around like it’s nothing. -
Post reblogged from On a diet of hands and cheese
I eat off of yooooouuuuuu
I’m a cannibal, OW!
LIFT YOUR KNIVES UP HIGH
AND SCREAM OUT TO THE WORLD
I WANT TO EAT SOMEONE
AND MAKE THEM MY NEW FOOD
OH I WILL HURT YA NOW
BUT PLEASE DON’T SCREAM TOO SOON
CUZ I CAN’T EAT YA WHEN
THE POLICE BREAK IN THE ROOM
HELP ME SING!
You’re doing a wonderful job at this whole, “I’m not going to eat people” thing.
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You miss Blainey Kurtie?
Asked by up-to-my-old-twix
I always miss, Blainey…
but I wouldn’t mind getting away from him for a little while. He can be exasperating. or maybe it’s just because his sister is always with him
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Photo reblogged from You won't be alone forever.
I apologize for the boring graphic and give you my favorite blogs of 2011, in no particular order:
atticrissfinch★carsonphillips★killerkurtie★doonarose★lupincantsing★
merrymikechangmas★kurtelizabethlikesclothes★auldlangsarfati★
huntergomeow★blainelikesclothes★frozenjensenjizz★squidkitten★
chatterboxrose★fleurweasleys★evarren★colferandthebeast★
coolestgirl-★churchofcheesus★kurtsie★certaintendencies★
naomiraven★couragepenis★whamblamthankyoumaam★
peevesthepoltergeist★leasarfalalati★klainelicious★kurtxglee★
dapperasfuck★nursejoey★jessicahereandnow★blaineisapizza★
elphababerry★acciovoldy★gleehiatussurvivor★xoxogossipalana★
blaineandersons★lunalalonde★christmastastic★putmedownpunk★
fallingdowntherabbbithole★fuckyeahdesty★imnotsadtoday★joutei★
darrencrass★mcstarkidgleek★averypotterurl★christmasiscancelled★
ohblainers★scrunchyporcelain★coffeebowtiesandscarves★
scrunchyblaine★zcatz★welcometoourbachelorchalet★
itsadcrissandccolferthing★biscottiblainers★anderboner★r0nweasley★
b0ttomblaine★followingaranebow★karenluvsthings★berrytastical★
I’m so sorry if I forgot anyone. I hope you all have a wonderful new year!
OH THANK YOU!!
(Blaine is such a derp in that graphic…)
(Source: kingblaines)
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Kurtie...Why did you kill Santa?
Asked by up-to-my-old-twix
BECAUSE HE WAS IN MY PERSONAL SPACE BUBBLE.
YOU CAN’T JUST DO THAT TO A PERSON.
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Post reblogged from On a diet of hands and cheeseblainerboner replied to your post: Kurt is creepy, Blaine. He’s still lovely and awesome and would do anything for you, but he’s also extremely creepy.
*butts in* But like, what some people think is creepy, other people think is normal. It’s best not to label Kurt, anon. Though I agree that he’s lovely and add that he’s perfect for Blaine, so who cares if he’s got a blood problem? *slinks off*
I am honestly applauding you, don’t mind my seal like qualities.
Wow…thank you.
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You can just come to stay with me in Vegas while they're off in NY.
Asked by notcallingyouaghost
I like the sound of this.
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I'm sure Lilly would love to take you to NY with her, Kurtsie, but she can barely afford to take herself.
Asked by Anonymous
Sigh, this is true. I suppose it’s fair. She better bring me back a souvenir…
